Take Us As You Find Us

I remember this paraphrased conversation I was eavesdropping on during youth, and somehow, I didn't jump in and put my 2 cents in. Not that I had to.

D: It can't be as bad as what happened to this guy. Apparently he committed suicide after he dived into the stage.
O: As in, he dived into the stage, and he died?
D: Yeah.
D: It was actually deliberate.
D: Who was it again?
D: I remember they sung this song, it went something like, 'I wanna dance the way I feel'.
O: Maybe it was La Roux?
Me: (thinking to myself) It's not La Roux, why the hell did she die from diving into the stage?
D: Yeah, La Roux I guess, one of the band members. Apparently it was the lead singer.
Me: (thinking to myself) Wait...you guys are dumb, it's the Oust es-something Swimming Pool band.
D: How do you pronounce it? La Roooo? Roouuu?
Me: (still thinking) OSTTT ESTT SWIMMING POOL! YOU FAIL GUYS YOU FAIL!
D: Actually he dived into the stage, and then committed suicide in the carpark, because he thought he severely injured another girl.
Me: (frustrated and thinking) WHHHYYYY????

(Actually the band is actually called 'Ou Est Le Swimming Pool', and interestingly enough, La Roux toured with them. Don't be surprised if you haven't heard of them, because this happened last year.)