Oh No It's The Comeback of the Cheap and Horrible and Just As Addictive Version of WoW

also known as Maplestory. Also known to as of very recently, releasing a iPhone app making it more accessible to iPhone addicts, and also so now you can play Maple in the toilet if you wanted.

It's not exactly the original Maple I heard, it's just a spinoff of the popular MMRPG.

Guys please do not request me to play Maplestory if you will, not even if it's not the official game you're talking about. I am not going to accept your request. This game has done horrible damage to my life. I cannot get back two whole years wasted on this stupid game. I quit close before the Cygnus Knights update was announced and I vowed never again to go on Maplestory. Even just to go online and sell my many items with my account which are quite valuable and together are probably are worth more than a couple of million mesos (I did consider it, but then I decided not to).

But ok. So you know, this is exactly how I wasted my life on this game;

• Getting to 3rd job as a priest by going on hacked Orbis party quests (you know, the one where you smuggle coupons into the PQ and then your levels shoot up. Ah, what a lot of fun)
• Getting past the million dollar meso mark
• Hacking my sister's account (after she stopped playing)
• Grinding for ten hours a day on Hoodoos and Voodoos (like a boss)
• Getting kill-stealed by assassins on Hoodoos and Voodoos (like a boss)
• Talking crap about no-dex assassins behind their back (like a boss)
• Training a gunslinger (like a boss)
• Having a no-dex assassin talk crap about my gunslinger (like a boss...seriously they should make a song on this)
• Getting all the maple weapons by mobbing slimes in the slime cave but never selling them
• Passed almost all the jump quests (except the one in Ludi), and can perform the first jump quest for 1st job in under three minutes.
• Dressing like a noob and then going to the Henesys Garden thing spamming the 3rd job priest eternal light mobbing attack thing
• Tricked a noob into getting pwned by C-Rogs on the ship
• Brought a noob all the way in the Sleepywood caves past the stupid giant thunder-summoning bear things to see Balrog (but he wasn't spawning! GRRR)
• Staying up so I could get the limited edition Genesis bandana in Mardia, then laughing at noobs when they want to buy it, but then realize they can't (U JELLY?)
• Spending hours in the Nexon store trying out all the outfits but never buying any of them
• Lurking on Sleepyville forums (was it called that?) and reading the badly made comics using Bannedstory
• Laughing about admin jokes or more so like about the lack of admins

In that time, I could have got a job, I could have gained better marks at school, I could have contributed more greatly to society by volunteering at the old folk's home, I wouldn't have grown into a sad pathetic cheater and liar that I was online etc. Ok, I could have done better things with my life, full-stop. I'm going to stop now before tears fall out my eyes...no joking, I don't miss Maplestory at all, really.