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What is Valentines Day again?

We have warehouses full of the stuff. I'm happy to get rid of them.

OH, AND THEY ARE SENTIENT.

(also, I should really stop my addiction to the lousy forever alone meme...hey that should be a new year's resolution, stop making anything to do with internet memes)

Take Us as You Find Us wishes you a merry Christmas!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

(rushes out to buy Portal 2)

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The question is, when will it be back on sale? I need one of these.

Cat Lady Time!

When 4 friends on Facebook change their relationship status to 'taken' within less than a month

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"That's it, I'm officially moving to a remote log cabin in the woods and becoming a cat lady when I grow older. I'm not gonna talk to anyone, I'll just have my cats."

This is How a Typical Conversation in Youth Group With Me Goes Like

This is the point where I wonder if I'm an unsung hero or just an attention seeker. Probably the latter.