the metro personalities aka more things about milano

<p dir=ltr>the Milan metro is known for: </p>
<p dir=ltr>1. the middle aged Indian merchants who spread their wares on a towel on the ground and stand there selling umbrellas and fake bags and baby bibs and funny lava lamps<br>
2. the homeless beggar on a walking stick on the yellow line<br>
3. the violinist and accordionist duet playing music inside the green line trains. while the train is moving (how!?!)<br>
4. the really drunk Australians playing thumb wars on the train and yelling "AUSTRALIA" on Australia day <br>
5. the bag snatchers who shove you while you get on the train and try to steal your wallet<br>
6. the men who try to buy your ticket for you if you don't look Italian, therefore grabbing all your spare change for themselves<br>
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