Revenge of the Wolf Spider

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Thanks to randomly procrastinating on the internet, I have coincidentally found on Gizmodo that the huge colony of spiders living in my backyard are wolf spiders. I sprayed 7 adult spiders and 3 baby spiders while forced to clean the front lawn. I also found the mother spider carrying around it's sphere egg thing around, but it hid during my mass culling. Luckily I didn't encounter the mother after the spiders have hatched (pictured), otherwise I would have screamed in total horror.

I now have spider-webs magically appearing overnight in my bedroom, so I think the spirits of the now dead wolf-spiders are taking revenge on me. I also swear I saw one of those spiders outside my bedroom. I bet when I wake up tomorrow there might be a thousand of those tiny spiders all over my face.